A used mattress from a Trump hotel.

Nope, we aren’t all wondering that. I’ve heard it as a rumor but I think it’s far more likely that either a) she had some plastic surgery done or b) her routine surgery was actually related to a serious illness.

Greyhound. Ford told a story last season about the greyhound he had as a kid.

why Elsie would ever go back to dental school when she is already a highly-skilled coder (a very employable position)

Just because someone has a mental illness does not mean they can’t be happy

she’s just Jenny from the block...

It amazes me that DJ Khaled gets paid to just shout cashflow a couple times.

What is JLo doing in Ostrich video?

its best.

It probably won’t make any difference, but just as an FYI they are married and she is 34. Still a big age difference but not completely weird for a Hollywood type person.

“If someone wants to spend any time thinking I’m strange for loving the most spectacular person on the planet, then that’s their problem,” she says. “I’m doing just fine.”

This whole ensemble (including Thought To Be A Make-Up Artist with her metallic pants and bangs/knots) screams mid-90s and I am so here for it all

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

He’s rocking it, so let him have it.

Nick Cage being so gross on his personal life and seemingly dating only much younger Asian women made me unable to enjoy guilty pleasures like Face Off and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Like, I can’t stand the guy.

Congrats to Avril’s doppelganger!

Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.

Oh yes, I don’t mind matte reds. Red lipstick is classic and will always look good. I’m just tired of the matte “nudes” or whatever they’re called, or the reddish brown, taupe, or mud-colored lipsticks. (And don’t get me started on matte liquid lipsticks. Ughh soo annoying to apply).

Call me!!