It probably won’t make any difference, but just as an FYI they are married and she is 34. Still a big age difference but not completely weird for a Hollywood type person.

“If someone wants to spend any time thinking I’m strange for loving the most spectacular person on the planet, then that’s their problem,” she says. “I’m doing just fine.”

This whole ensemble (including Thought To Be A Make-Up Artist with her metallic pants and bangs/knots) screams mid-90s and I am so here for it all

“Look at me.
Look at me.
This is my look now.”

He’s rocking it, so let him have it.

Nick Cage being so gross on his personal life and seemingly dating only much younger Asian women made me unable to enjoy guilty pleasures like Face Off and Captain Corelli’s Mandolin. Like, I can’t stand the guy.

Congrats to Avril’s doppelganger!

Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.

Oh yes, I don’t mind matte reds. Red lipstick is classic and will always look good. I’m just tired of the matte “nudes” or whatever they’re called, or the reddish brown, taupe, or mud-colored lipsticks. (And don’t get me started on matte liquid lipsticks. Ughh soo annoying to apply).

Preach. It makes me look dead. I’ve only seen a handful of people who look good with that color.

Just coming here to mention how I’m very much over this mud-colored matte lipstick trend. I know her sister Kylie basically started this whole movement, but it just does NOT look good on Khloe. I think my coloring is not too far off from her and I’m done struggling to find the perfect matte lipstick. Gimme all the…

That gif made my day. Thanks Matis:)

They don’t seem to need men as much as they need each other, and they have the resources to have children without any financial contributions from the fathers of their children.

Embarrassed to admit that I have been watching some eps of Keeping Up. I finally had to stop because, whatever else is going on with the K-Js, they really seem to have an incredible family bond, whereas my family wouldn’t bother to spit on me if I were on fire. Despite their shallow goals, they do seem to love each…

I’ve been firmly single for the past four years or so, and that’s been long enough for me to realize that people should really just be left alone to make their relationship mistakes choices on their own. It’s basically impossible to convince someone that their oxytocin high is a lie. Why lose the friendship over it?…

Call me!!

I’m happy to do it for the ladies without expecting it in return....

Well, that makes sense too. Ideally you have a partner who is passionate about making you feel good, not just going through the motions.

I’ve known girls who really hated this attitude. I don’t really get anything out of it personally, but I do it because I understand it feels good and want to give as much pleasure as I get.

Fuck anyone who won’t go down on their partner but expects their partner to go down on them.