classyazho
Classyazho
classyazho

This premieres Thursday, March 1

I’m so excited for this season!!!!

Two incomes puts food on the table, splits the morgage, pays for a shared car, and doubles your ability to borrow money, halves loan terms, increases your retirement savings, etc, etc.....There’s a reasons people get married: They can’t afford to live alone.

...And then work for $7/hr because no one will hire your ass without a college degree anymore?

I wish I could star this 10000 more times.

This is very specific.

A lot of good thoughts here. I think your last one is particularly wise - unless you are employee number 3 at the next Facebook, there is basically no time when you can reasonably expect that you’ll feel free of money worries, if you’re using career/money insecurity as an excuse to put off a serious relationship.

Wait, though...are they being asked if they’d dump someone they’re already in a relationship with, or just put off finding one until they reach a certain level of financial security?

With Robert Redford?

“A dinner at a really fancy restaurant?...”

Shit, for a million dollars, my husband would be mad if I didn’t cheat on him.

“Five dollars?”

And you don’t have to worry your money will suddenly run off with the bank account they knew in high school who they’re “just friends” with.

My boyfriend once asked me “Would you cheat on me for a million dollars?”

In the end you can’t eat love.

I would definitely choose money. People who say to choose love over money have never had to worry about money.

It’s seriously so ridiculous. Good care of the mother means better care of the child. It takes 5 seconds to screen by survey and 2 seconds to ask.

Man, this administration is NOT having a good one with Judicial branch.

You’re complaining about the sexuality of your skydiving instructor? Aren’t you missing some more important stuff, like how not to die when you jump out of that airplane?

As someone who first began experiencing (and being treated for; my parents were savvy enough to take me to a doctor, thank goodness) anxiety and depression at about six years old, I agree wholeheartedly.