This also seems like a good place to remind people to also get your TDAP booster if you’re older than 28 or 29, since it requires a booster every 10 years. You should do it regardless, but especially if you plan to be around babies.

That’s my first ‘tip off’ that I have the flu. That every square inch of my skin is SCREAMING in pain.

Yo this thing is no joke, I am on day seven. My skin hurts.

Oh man, I can’t tell because internet but the fact you’re asking makes me think you ARE at least a little bit interested in getting past boning. There’s nothing wrong with dipping your toe in the water and going on a real date, is there? I’m assuming he’s being weird because he can tell you’re backing away and he…

Is it streaming on their website? I really want to watch this season (or cycle, whatever)

I’m with you. That cutesy shit makes us seem juvenile. CEO is Chief Exec Officer, none of those are gendered, so there’s no need for this SHE-O shit. Gawd, I’m so annoyed.

One of my favorite shows growing up. I loved the teacher with the bulging eye. “NOW, we’re gonna need parent volunteers. That is, if any of them can PULL themselves away from their SIX FIGURE JOBS AS SYCOPHANTS!”

That August, sitting on a beach in Connecticut with her parents, she made up her mind. “ ‘Guys, I think I’m going to start a blog,’ ” she told them. “ ‘It’s going to be about women and putting them and their narrative and their story at the forefront and giving them a voice and a platform and just really encouraging…

Honestly I think this is fine. If Trump really is willing to sign anything, it’ll make it easier if Democrats retake Congress:

YAY FOR WINNING

yep. combine that with the obsession with (female) sexual purity and deeply skewed power dynamic, and you literally could not concoct a more predatory environment.

Old enough to be in a position of authority and coerce a teenager into a sex act. What is this question?

Organized religion in general, but especially Christianity, with its stupid fucking masturbatory confessionals and unlimited mulligans so long as you pretend to be super duper sorry about it and OMG YOU HAVE TO FORGIVE HIM BECAUSE HE SAID HE’S SORRY AND IF YOU DON’T FORGIVE HIM THAT MAKES YOU THE BAD GUY.

He was her fucking youth pastor. Don’t try to excuse him. JFC.

How old is too old to drive a teen in your congregation to a secluded road without her permission and demand she touch you sexually?

You didn’t sin with her, douchecanoe. You sinned against her.

The audacity of that man.

Also she apparently walked off Good Morning Britain because Pierce Morgan said he thought it was Nancy Kerrigan (not Tonya) who was the real victim in this whole thing.

I’m a commitment phobe after my divorce so even tho he’s 100% perfect for me..... I just can’t do it.