This gave me really bad “ second hand embarrassment” but I couldn’t look away

Again...... this no - where resembles “ Mid week Madness” 

Oh pls ..... fucking “ NASCAR” Tasha  from the bank , was hardly a high point for Lawrence..... he sat on his ass for 2 yrs. Issa did him dirty tho ....

In my defense ...... main dude is pretty new in my life.... I’m ending things with side dude ( who’s been around for 2 yrs) at the end of the summer tho bc now I feel like a POS

The struggle ..... my main dude texts “ baby can’t wait to see you later and cook tenderloin from Whole Foods” ..... my side dude text “ can I tie you up during lunch hr”

Oh I already hinted at an administration position she should consider come Sept kindergarten for her youngest..... after all Assholes rarely change 

Bc she would have ended up a single mom with no financial independence and I KNOW she was gonna ask to move into my house .... it’s big and only me and my son live there..... it was a purely savage act of self preservation, on my behalf 

I know .... the “ corny” dude is safe and marriable but really the muhfuqr with the edge , who will fuck me from behind , in a stairwell at Trump tower ( Columbus circle) ..... is the one I can’t stop thinking bout. But yeah Russel Wilson is whack AF but homie pays ur bills so you deal 

I find I do better with the “ closeted Trumpster” .... people who don’t admit to voting for DJT but get eerily quiet when you start shit talking.

Apparently “kidney treatment” is the new ICD 10 code for facial collagen fillers ????

In defense of “ Man in Black” actions ..... I was convinced Emily was a host too

You are 100% right but this policy is new but the Fort Hamilton base have a event space for weddings , proms, Birthday parties and my family have been there many times before and they barely even look at our ID ( we’re brown and boisterous)

You clearly live in some podunk cousin fucking state .......NY business owners only hire undocumented and NY economy is thriving like a motherfucker. Get back to your trailer with your sister - wife

Absolutely FUQ them !!!!..... I go here ALL the time as I do PTSD Nurse stuff on a consultation bases .... my family have events at the event space in there all the time and the community in Brooklyn really supports them .... for them to do this ???? Yeah fuck them

My host dog is totally gonna be a Schnorkie- doodle

Is Robert’s dog a Great Dane?

So we just gonna pretend that Con Air wasn’t the shit?????? I’m convinced that most white guys have some kind of exotic women fantasy they just have to live out once 40 hits ...... I’m East Indian descent and the amount of white cock offers I get thrown at me on a daily basis is ridiculous

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Uhhhh yes ...... I’ve been very lucky .... every dude I been with have ALL loved going down on me ... last guy I had to beg for him to fuck me and he never even wanted head.... I hope my trend never ends

Matte Red is a great summer look ( try the Tarte siren color at Sephora )