classyazho
Classyazho
classyazho

Yas Yas Yas!!!..... this is so bullshit of her and you know the most UNRELATABLE part of this promo ..... her perfectly pressed and starched t-shirt...... bitch if you trying to hang ......show me pit stained wife- beaters, chilling on your mama couch with polo socks ( show me some stretch marks ..... as Kendrick

Sorry I’m from a time where, the ONLY woman hot and bad- assy enough to be “ Lara Croft” is Angelina. Gawd - she was off the chains in her early years!...... I mean - practicing equestrian skills and loading a rifle at the same time .... Who does that ?!?!

“ Ghost in the Shell” and “ Aloha” were just awful examples of “white - washing”in Hollywood but Olivia should really get her acting up to par to land those roles and stop relying on her ethnic ambiguity charm and hotness .... it’s just how it is.

Those potatoes are high in hyaluronic acid ( it why Asian women look so much younger than they really are). You can get them on Canal Street or Flushing Queens.

This is misinfo - she’s still dating the tech coupon dude - Kluth . Her ex husband -Topper is engaged to luxury fashion designer- Tabitha Simmons

I just feel like there’s no real place for her.... I mean ...ScarJo dominates all the super- hero-ry stuff, mom roles goes to Jen Garner and the beefy roles are just given to Emma Stone and J Law.... what’s left really?

Who’s the white dude?..... Cynthia’s new bae- boo??? Mmmm...... I love me a swirl!!!

The only take - away from last night’s episode was “ Dammmmmm Gretchen looks good”

FUQ this dude!!!! And every other asshole, who tries to worm his way, back into a woman’s life, after a bitch had to literally pull herself back from the brink and build herself back up again. So yeah FUQ you! ( what kind of comedian is a vegan anyway?????)

HBO should replace “ Westworld” with “ Due North”

Every woman knows that the last words,before mounting cock are “ tell me when”..... learn to bob and weave Issa!!!!

Luncheses and the whole get up..... make the Lone Star state proud

Between this and finding out his lead worship leader( Israel Houghton) was a serial adulterer...... my fellow Christians are sure doing JC proud ain’t we?????

They’re not Loubs ( I zoomed in the check for the red bottom). To be fair ..... I think they’re “ under 300 shoes” like She’s saying “I’m one of Yall’s”. Once they land in Corpus Cristi .... they’ll don their 10 gallons

Millennials ain’t shit

Ah yes..... Hannah dancing like a wind -sock to the Icona Pop song..... in a fish- net shirt with no bra ( in that moment she was every 20 something old NYC woman)

Ari songs are aight but Britney is the original pop princess ..... people need to recognize that. The only reason she fell off was bc of her “ cray years” but popped out hit after hit and worked with amazing producers

“ I’m a Slave For You” was a motherfucking BANGER!!!!!! That Neptunes beat was LIT!

“ if coming my way ..... don’t” (“ Bad blood” lyrics that Tay sang in lieu of Kendrick)......I rotate it endlessly on Spotify

Well thank you for that knowledge..... I always thought that was the case bc JaRule once said he can’t vote bc he’s felon........ I should know better than to take advice, from a rapper/ concert promoter like him