I’m just fascinated they’ve managed to keep it running this long , without ever revealing Selena’s party affiliation

The writing for the this show is so under appreciated....... tho I was sure he was gonna knock up “ New boobs weather girl”

Getting my bi- monthly wax next Sat...... so I’m Down! (You may have to give me some confirmation, about the strength of your pull out skills tho)

I call my uber and order uber eats, that I get on my way home ( I tend to bang dudes outside a 20 mile radius... a lot)

That reggae undertone was everything!

When I lived in Modesto, CA for a couple of months ( deciding to learn to drive after living in NYC my whole life)..... my driving instructor was in Scott Peterson’s HS class . who made it very clear .....that he is every bit of an asshole he made himself out to be.

I thought he was “ separated”?...... she did a live conference call, with his daughter and all

Jamiroquai bite-off

Yeah my ex husband had a pussy problem.... that could NEVER be fixed. Thing is now that we’re divorced.... all he tries to do is,insert himself into my life. I’m like “dude..... I found better cock.... MOVE ON ( and don’t forget that CS check that’s due this week”)

#badgalriri could shit talk all she wants but Diplo and Major Lazer, have really brought Soca sound to mainstream rotation again. But yeah... it does look like King Joffrey Baratheon is doing #bigtings in his posthumous life.

Why does it look like she’s standing in front, of an old - school hand - cuff system ? Symbolic perhaps ?..... Rachel is wack ..... Brian is wack........She has ZERO personality

How hot is Miley’s Mom .... Tish..... Trish???? Anyway no wonder Brett Micheals wanted to tap that. Miley girl .....this industry has a very short half - life ..... deal with it..... you could sing at Rodeos and truck rallies now and just be a supportive wife to the, oh-so- fuqable LIAM!

Check out Anthony Bourdain “Parts Unknown” in Trinidad episode and you should definitely plan a trip soon

Crop over ( and badgyalRiRi) is LIT.... much like Carnival.... in my birth country of Trinidad ( hope you guys check it out sometime )

I appreciate her, playing up her Cuban roots..... but feel like Hailee Seinfeld, Bebe Rexha.... have similar sounding songs, in rotation right now........ I guess everyone should have a little shine before Princess Tay-Tay drops her next one.

Well since RHONY are actively ( and aggressively) seeking a woman of color, to join the cast ........looks like I’ll be heading to the Regency after work ( top that story- line BRAVO)!!!

The more appropriate term, for the Kelly Dodd one, is Hate-Watch- Projectile Vomit............ ( side thought ..... did her husband decide NOT to ultimately divorce her ass bc “ it’s cheaper to keep her”????....I simply can’t imagine it was bc he realized she’s the best thing, that ever happened to him

F.... you’re right!..... moving forward I’ll do a better job at documenting my sexcapades

It overlooks “ the hills” so it feels like you are banging on a mountain ..... here’s me pre- fuq

I’m a visiting nurse, who see patients in the Baruch Houses ( the projects across from particular hotel ) and seeing people fucking is NOT the worst thing they’ve ever seen .... They need to chill and let these unassuming vacationers YOLO it.