Damn does your wife keep your balls, in a jar ,on the Pottery Barn Nightstand, too???

Hope he gets partnered up, with the totally bangable Maksim!

What's the ranking order for these guys??.... Grand Wizard, Imperial Wizard, Hogwarts freshman????

He could re- vamp himself as a Pokemon Go gym ... For casual hook ups

For someone who’s been unemployed for 5 years...... Why dosen’t he wax and tan??

Jizz mopper has a better health plan, than unemployed , disgraced politician , on obamacare

Can someone just give this guy at job at Porn Hub already

Instead of going after poor sap, Epi- Pens ( which are actually used to prevent life threatening emergencies)........... Jack up the rate of Plan B, by 400%........... Bitches will learn the correct timing of pull- out QUICK!

I just look up, while Im sipping my coffee and it's like .... ROCK CITY BITCH!

Beets, wrapped in Kale, infused with skinny girl vodka...... All pre chewed by Tom

You guys left out one super crucial part of that last episode ........ WTF happened to that waiter, after he brought out that, vegetarian ceviche????

Adrian Grenier’s finest work is that Brooklyn food co- op