So... I wasn’t paying any attention to the Suicide Squad movie, but I’m hoping for a fully-loaded revolver when they decide to try out that new Russian Routlette game. This looks atrocious.

The size of the gears’ bodies are proportionate only to their love for one another. GET SWOLL

Neato. It’s been forever since I played Gears of War. I need some more Marcus on Dom brintercourse on my HDTV.

Pro-tip: start the trip crazy. Makes the journey more hamburger, I’ve always found.

This is a constant head-game for me when speaking languages other than English. As a writer, speaking well is important to me, and turning phrases is especially important. Word-play and all that. But I also have a few other languages, principally (right now) Esperanto and Spanish, in which I can broadly converse and…

Gotta read a book sometime, right?

We need a fifth option: No, because it isn’t compatible with my non-Apple stuff. Yes, that’s a concern. From the marketing and coverage, as a non-iPhone user, this thing seems unusable to me.

I had a girl in my class this morning with bruised lips from doing this. At what point, as a teacher, can I just say, “Stop that, you’re stupid.” According to the law and mores of the time, never, but come on.

To be fair, they're wrong about millenials in pretty much every way, every time.

These are some awesome pictures and some great cosplay. Can anyone explain to me, though, why Mandalorians are such highly regarded (at least in terms of aesthetics)in the SW community?

What is Indiana Jones doing in a Star Wars film?

Cool! Jackson is pretty controversial anyway, especially around reservations.

its like learning a whole different language—and I'll tell you, its harder than any of the two and a half I already speak.

So I just learned how to change brakes—part of my ongoing quest to master my car and all its lands. It looks to me like the brake pad is completely eroded, and the rotor is totally shot, too. Am I looking at this the right way?

That was my experiences as a young guy doing the walk of shame to the counter to pay for repairs. Now, (still as a young guy) I've been trying to learn how to repair as much as possible—and sometimes, the labor, frustration, and time just aren't worth it to me, and I walk into the shop.

My alma mater doesn't use Student IDs as debit cards, but we do use HigherOne's grift. If you have a HigherOne account through your school, beware, and get out of it ASAP. It is not student-friendly.

I like you! You’re fiery. It makes for a good drinking partner. A few pointers:

Private education has its own bag of grotesqueries, too. Never forget: public school employees are employees of the state, which is way more transparent than private education.

It might seem that way, but in terms of (technical) text complexity and the standards students are held to (in the legislation, anyway), expectations have actually increased. The problem is that actual performance and expectations are lower in any meaningful real world sample. It’s a dissonant machine :(.

Mr. Mara,