Goddamnit, now I want to play in your culinary D&D campaign.

I stayed up all goddamn night to watch cascade with me and my friends in a group chat YELLING because we were all stuck on 34% loading

Problem Slueth might be better than Homestuck, but I don’t know... 2o12 me really needed Homestuck. Sometimes a piece of media will hit you at just the right time.

So I’m in Santa Clara County, CA, and we are struggling to recall the judge responsible for letting Brock here off with a very light sentence. I’m shocked by the resistance to recalling Judge Persky. He has a long history of letting criminals like Turner off with very light sentences because it might “ruin their…

South Park is getting in on the real life simulator here.

jesus, that’s terrible

A guy from my office was on that plane. His father was killed in a lightening strike yesterday in PR. God bless those pilots for being able to get him home.

nice

ty for clarifying re: verrit

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

If you were on this flight, please contact Jalopnik before finding shelter. Also, make sure you include a Verrit code so we know you’re story is true.

“after refusing to violate hospital policy”

Jesus - when she sobs ‘why is he so angry’ is heartbreaking. His hands are actually on her and no one around her is able to stop him. She’s totally vulnerable, he’s unstable and everyone is helpless to prevent him from forcing her into his car. How absolutely terrifying.

My sister is a nurse practitioner. Her job is very difficult, stressful and at the same time she finds it rewarding because she saves children’s lives every day. I cannot express how angry this story makes me and I only wish his firing is the least of the repercussions he will face.

Also missed my favorite line:

You missed the killer line: