THE TORCHBEARER SHALL UNITE THE KLINGONS WITH HIS GROWLER OF CRAFT-BREWED NEW ENGLAND IPA, AND THEY SHALL RIDE FIXIES, UNITED IN PEACE AND VEGANISM FOREVER.

you seem like a lot of fun at parties

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?