So far your star count is barely ahead of the score. 

Ah, well. This article’s headline is certainly some type of prescient.

Last year, competing automakers paid Tesla $420 million to buy absolution because they were unable to meet the emissions mandate,”.

I feel like we need to talk more about how the NYPD has a bee unit.  (I’m not criticizing them for it; I just find it very interesting.)

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

I don’t have to pee, I just get drunk on the power of inconveniencing so many people at once.

“I’ve flown with a 24-hour flu”.

Worth it! Of course, the line had a good view of the Lucha Libre ring too. I bet you don’t get that on Everest.

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

“I’m a PC. I’m better at gaming and programming.”

Yeah they pretty much cemented that Mac users were insufferable hipsters and PC users were normal and laid back. 

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

Back in my day, we got lost in places with no food or water, and if we got eaten by wild boars we were damn well GRATEFUL for it. This younger generation doesn’t know how to appreciate the good things in life.

There isn’t going to be any thermal cycling, frost heaving, overweight vehicles, or ground subsidence issues. The pavement should remain near perfect for the foreseeable future.

“To anyone who ever believed Elon Musk’s bullshit: you’ve been had.”

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

“headline is a bit alarmist”

Now disable 2 out the 4 that exist on that plane and you’re def. fucked. I feel bad for those who didn’t make it out. :(