I remember because it was EVERYWHERE two years ago. I saw it here and about 6 other places, and I’m a luddite who isn’t well-connected online

Didn’t you dipshits post this two years ago? Great journalism...

We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

Image of them, parking at the gate

I know freak accident’s happen. A US Navy F-4 Phantom on the USS Forestall experienced a power surge on the aircraft carriers deck and launched rockets into an A-4 Skyhawk that caused a chain reaction that killed 134 Fatalities and almost sunk the Forestall.

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

Soyuz might have been dependable, but there have been questions about the Russian space industry’s ability to keep producing quality products.

In the same vein.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

I think in this case, n=1.

That’s terrible.

“Knockout gas.”

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

This article is bullshit. Literally nobody has ever been “blasted” with a Klobb. “Missed by” a Klobb often, “tickled” occasionally.

How are they supposed to express their righteous indignation on twitter if they had to use their smartphones to check the airport website for flight information? The nerve of some people!

That’s my favorite part of the story. Passengers took out their phone to bitch about a white board not being enough, instead of just checking the flight status on their damn phone.

How I imagine the phone call between them and the person in charge of network installation went:

He’s really, very unclear. Punctured cells seem to be implied, but they’re practically impossible - puncture a cell accidentally and you can have an instant fire. There’s no way dozens of Model 3s are driving around with punctured cells and not catching on fire.

I bet I could be pretty happy with the bonkers adventure that driving that thing across country would be.