Why didn’t I see this until after I voted. Crap.

“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…

According to Melo’s agent, numerous teams have reached out in hopes of potentially parting ways with Melo.

Fitxed

I find it very helpful when people just flat out let me know they are a fucking liar by using the term “FAKE NEWS”.

Nick Mullens has lost the Raiders locker room.

He also has a really hot Canadian girlfriend. But you can’t see her picture, because they don’t have cameras in Toronto.

Nice ring, too: 3-carat diamond set in 18-carat G-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-L-D!

Just remember that Lebron dragged this same roster to the NBA finals.

Business in the front, diplomacy in the back.

Guaranteed this guy has been part of dead letters.  

It seems like the author of the article - and Britt McHenry herself - have the wild notion that you actually need to be filthy rich to be entitled. You don’t. You just have to be an asshole.

Oh don’t worry, Embiid will.

Who the hell let Alex Jones out of the grays? Investigate? 

lol.

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

i’m really glad they found all three of these devices before something awful happened.

GOP: Let’s immediately begin an investigation into Hillary Clinton sending a bomb to herself!

Not being familiar with “permanent press” is what got him into this mess to begin with!

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.