To be fair to KD, he actually did a much better job of summarizing McCollum’s analogy than McCollum did making the analogy. CJ left out the part about actually beating up his brothers. KD somehow didn’t forget, and also switched to singular, meaning Westbrook.

One rule I lead my life by is: “If you have to start a sentence with ‘I’m not racist,’ just stop talking.”

Donald Trump should have to work one day on one of those ships before issuing any executive orders.

The lady in the middle of the screen is about to call 911.

Vertical Horizon

MOST running backs aren’t able to get a long-term deal after their franchise tag runs out. That’s the whole point of this article. Bell is the best player at his position, and he can’t get a multi-year deal from the Steelers because they are banking on him being washed after they run him into the ground. But, because…

EXCEPT, if he didn’t have the franchise tag, he could have received a deal making that much money for several years. Bell has been fortunate that his knee hasn’t been obliterated.

Offering a role player like J.J. Redick three years of salary for a one year rental might overcome a lot.

To be fair to Suarez’s ire, I think what he was truly angry about was Pogba slapping on the Uruguayan players in the back of the head.

I’m okay with this. It could be the logical way to eliminate the dreaded rip move. If Durant, Harden, and CP3 want to draw the foul by initiating contact, they should have to consider whether they will actually take some punishment.

It goes both ways. He hits the ground so often that referees also have to discount the veracity of his claim. When he can’t figure out which ankle was stepped on, that also complicates matters.

Context is important. The Thunder were at the front of a window that they hoped to keep open for a long time. At the time, the economic structure of the league was much different with revenues being close to half of what they are today, and players receiving a larger chunk of those revenues. The luxury tax that had…

I take exception to the “his turn/my turn” offense thing. The Thunder constantly attempted to change that system, and it would last a few games, and then KD would start talking about how iso ball was good when you had players like him and Russ doing the iso. And it’s true when those players are making shots and less…

I’m not 100% sold they stretch Carmelo for financial reason. Stretching him just spreads out the pain over three years instead of a lump sum, because unless they sell off Adams without taking back payroll (what was even the point of signing George if the Thunder would consider doing that?), they’re in repeater tax…

I don’t want any victims, jackass.

Those dreams cause a lot of nightmares.

I think it’s sweet you believe that POTUS would give you an option about whether he could clog up your toilet with his McDonalds shits. By now, he’s trained his Secret Service detail to behave like Erdogan’s goons, and they’d have you in a choke hold shoving a copy of the third amendment up your ass while Trump…

More importantly, does he have two left hands?

Calipari gets around that rule by organizing an alumni game and inviting recruits (but I guess that isn’t “arranged by the coach.”)

So recruits aren’t allowed to talk to former players?