Buy this instead:

Drop in the 10-speed automatic and make the frontend less like a CR-V and I’d be game to replace my Colorado. The driving dynamics of a unibody vehicle are significantly more enjoyable than a body-on-frame truck for a daily driver.

Will they come out with a tight-handling Type R version since the platform will drive 10x better than a full-size truck?

It was not a great choice for a truly disappointing M5 generation. But, at least if you own one you’re guaranteed decent resale value 10+ years from now by the uninformed public. Just drive something else in your garage significantly more entertaining, like your riding mower.

Mazda from 2003 would like to have a word with you.

... Mazda, please just leave the top on and make an honest Miata Coupe. I understand some people like their domes poking out above their windscreen, but a lot more people prefer being under a sheet of metal and offering a bit more trunk space for everything they want to do in my life that isn’t dealing with skin…

2000 was the year the $30k Chrysler 300M was on the C&D 10 Best Cars list...

The Golf R offers a manual, is lighter, better handling, more power, a lot cheaper and includes more interior space? I wonder if I can put on a few Porsche badges and sell them for $10k more.

I think 3,400-3,500 lbs seems reasonable for this car in this spec. An M4 MSRP is $65,700 versus $51,700 for the M2(with a lot more standard options). I’m sure anyone can shave significant weight out of the car for $14,000.

Yes

Please thank them for polluting 3/4s of our country while they travel across it with their vehicle of mass destruction.

Only when it locks me out of using the physical controls.

They need a color darker than black to help this front end make any sense on this truck.

I 100% agree with their naming convention; it’s just not what I was hoping for, which is more than okay.

For some reason, Chrysler wanted to remind us of this just because it was a minivan without sliding doors...?

:( ST, this is not.

I’m guessing you don’t like the looks of the ATS-V?

B-pillarless coupe that isn’t a Mercedes? Throw an LT4 in it and you can have all my monies.

Time to learn British English.

Is there going to be a brown, manual & diesel option?