Being that this is AV Club comments I can't even tell for sure if you're joking or not. I'm actually a little worried that you aren't.

Yep. That tears it. I just rewatched the above joke and made sure NOT to laugh.

Hmmm. Interesting. I'll have to do some investigating, perhaps get a hold of his some of his past interviews. We need to find out who he's been voting for in the past few elections, you know, to see if it's still okay to find him funny.

It would've been more of the movie that 20th Century Fox was expecting. A zany war-time romp. If they'd realized what Altman was actually up to, (a cynical Vietnam allegory), they would've meddled and stepped in. Once they figured it out it was too late… and of course MASH made a shit ton of money so all was…

Thank you for this article.

Oh yeah?! Block ME, will ya?! Well I'll just block you firs-

Blocking people (who aren't spam) is a sign of weakness. It's the equivalent of holding your hands to your ears and loudly saying "Num num num I can't hear you!"

"…or being born male. It's a privilege."

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I swear Elle Fanning looks like Bill Hader in those pics.

Shut up everyone, Factfindingmission says there's no debate.

Maybe, maybe not. It was definitely a misadventure, so it is easy to now say, "the person I liked wouldn't have done that".

Can you do a little better than that?

Every intelligence service in the world, (including France and Russia), determined that there were WMDs in Iraq, so yeah, he very well might have taken us there.
Funny how the current view of Gore is that of sweater-wearing, "cool professor" climate guy, while forgetting how very hawky he was back in the day.

What're you talking about? President Obama immediately ended all U.S. military actions in the Middle East moments after his 2009 inauguration.

No kidding! If it had been Al Gore (❤️❤️❤️❤️) instead, he would have SENSED something was about to happen, then positioned himself on top of World Trade Center One with a 50 cal machine gun yelling "try a taste of this, you pussies!" And we'd been saved!

We're both wrong.
It was Lake Gitchee Gumee.

Thank you for this and thank you for including the wonderful "Uncle Alvarez". I'd stick that on mix CD's (when that was a thing) and people would always ask about it.

The horse up and died.

I saw Rogue One because John Wick had already started an hour earlier.