clarenceanthony
BoneHammer
clarenceanthony

Social media celebrity-ships, ranked:

The only one home was the dog and he doesn’t count. Motherfucker didn’t even get up for me.

Okay wait, everyone in fact needs to read this twitter chain, because this one guy starts a chain response and it is amazing.

Flat rate - when I played it was $16k(losers)/$32k(winners) for wild card/divisional round, $25k/$50k for conference championship, and $50k/$100k for the Super Bowl.

And we’ll make Mexico pay for it!

They can only play on American shitty sod!

As much as I think Bell was right to just do whatever he thinks is best for him and fuck all the haters, he is going to end up leaving a ton of money on the table. The soft collusion that pervades the ownership ranks of the NFL is going to lead to him getting a much smaller contract offer than if he had played this

It took me ten times reading my own post to finally get what you are talking about.

How much money does this usually cost you?

Ass Specifics

getting obliterated so badly that management thinks it will help the team to bring back HUE JACKSON is a commitment to ass that’d make Kramer jealous

Standard reply to the “but he’s a distraction” bullshit:

The Google scrape of Wikipedia is so much more satisfying than the actual wiki article.

You are a racist piece of shit. Take responsibility for your shitty thoughts, beliefs, and actions. You are not a child.

Also had a hunch that seems to be right:

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Lost it when she ripped a giant fucking flag out of the bear’s body.

Gruden: It’s painful. It is hard. It will be hard to sleep again, hard to get up in the morning. What do I do, Tony?

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

This makes me smile (screenshotted in case of kinja fuckery).