I made it about five seconds into that Nicolas Fuentes clip before wanting to punch him really hard. Yeah buddy, sure you dropped out of Boston College because of the Charlottesville protests, and NOT say, because it turns out you’re not NEARLY as smart as you think you are. 

And what’s with the low forehead and straight hairline? It’s like she’s one of the Reptilians that didn’t get a skin suit that fit properly. “Look we’re in a hurry, just take this wig from the bus and truck of Hair”.

Yeah, I mean, I’d bang her.. Friends? I’m not sure I’d give her my real phone number. 

Per Wikipedia, Fox News was founded in 1996. That means Wohl and Bennett have literally not known a world without it.

She has a weird Keri Russel peak-Felicity thing going. I’m pretty sure I just insulted Keri Russel immensely.

Memo to any academics who might be hanging out here: when the Student Activities office emails you about a meeting for student club advisors, show the fuck up! Because you’ve been targeted, and if you don’t show up, they’ll stick you with the campus Turning Point USA chapter, and ain’t no junior faculty got time for…

Soundcloud links or GTFO.

Has anyone called that gun-toting girl with the long hair “Repubzel” yet?  If not, let it be known that I came up with that.

I have no friends and desperately need some, but I certainly wouldn’t be friends with these clowns.

I could be their older Asian “friend”. Show up at rallies. Go to cross burnings. Act as their wise guide to not being an asshole aka Obi Wan.

I’m irrationally upset by the degree to which Jon Gruden destroyed the Raiders. I am not a Raiders fan. I know Raiders fans can be insufferable dickholes. But fucking hell, man, the degree to which Gruden his screwed this team is frustrating as all get out.

Watching Tanier dance between Raiders fans being convinced Gruden is going to fix that team, Bears fans convinced Trubisky is as good as Wentz and Mahomes, and Bills fans be convinced their team isn’t a train wreck has been kind of tragically balletic.  I have to give Browns fans credit in that they assume their team…

I’ve been so conditioned by the top image getting redder, that I honestly thought for a second that the video had been altered to lighten his skin.

My favorite part is seeing the one or two commenters who finally notice it on each successive post. It truly is a slow-burning thing of beauty.

My favorite part about all this Deadspin Gruden coverage is now noticing how he gets redder with each image on the recommended stories.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the new University of Maryland football coach.

Cleveland has lost three of its last four games

You’re the same color as the wall behind you, dude. That tan doesn’t need further work.

His strategy of “sit back and watch Lebron win the game” didn’t seem to be working this season for some reason.

Mr. Lue Mr. James on Line 2.