How exactly does one shit a dick?

Yeah. I personally had an issue with the Old GT's side view mirror size. It was never competitive with the other supercars of its day in that regard...

The Ultimate View Count - Tales from 16 1/2

This humble (read: unkillable) Oppositelock post would sit comfortably between #16 and #17

Dear lord I loved that Lexus. What a terrible, terrible, wonderful car.

I thought the exact same thing and then thought "Heck, the Boy Scout troop I volunteer for, primarily made up of 11-15 years old kids, salute better than that."

I think we should all agree to flood his inbox w pics of giant dicks and Fiat 500s.

Dammit Tavarish, if you don't stop this whole "here's how to make the cheap ones reliable" thing, there won't be any good cheap performance cars out there when I can finally get around to affording one.

According to this highly reputable site a new one is coming for 2015.

That code is reserved for super cars. ZING!

I wonder what kind of fucking hilljack sees that picture and their immediate thought is that a plumbing company in Texas must be supplying terrorists. The thought process that has to go through their mind to not only make the least logical conclusion but then act upon it is frightening.

Well shit. I just called the man's light bar stupid and he called me out.

Forza motor sports (Horizon) much!? :P

The fact you call it "drift racing" is an indicator that you don't understand it (and probably don't care, and that's alright.)

I could swear I saw part of the cord in one of those grooves.

Ask any blogger. Any real blogger. It doesn't matter if you get the story across in a sentence or a page. Writing's writing.

Like a guy who has a bout of diarrhea during a Monopoly game, he just keeps missing turns.

I'm Cuban, and the problem isn't because of the Americans, that's what the Cuban government has made it seem. Its them. The embargo is there because Cuba wants it there, so they can blame U.S. for everything that goes wrong in the country. The U.S. wouldn't have a problem removing it, all Cuba gotta do is ask, and…