clank-o-tron
clank-o-tron
clank-o-tron

Oh man, I remember that awesome concept from Gran Turismo 4. I don't get how Suzuki can make such great bikes but such dull vehicles (the SX4 is a nice try, though).

Looks kinda nice. I'm not a big MB fan, but if they make an AMG version I'll probably gawk at it. What's with that fat ol' c-pillar, though?

I honestly don't know why Suzuki doesn't just do this themselves. Take the cappucino, cram a 'busa into it, sell it cheap, smoke Miatas at every stoplight. Done.

Hey, awesome! Welcome back; keep the stat's comin'.

Oddly enough, that's kind of how I feel about guacamole.

I gotta say, that was kind of a boring rally video. It's like watching someone drive a 911 - slow way down for the turn, get off the gas, point it in the right direction and then drop the hammer and go "powaaaaaaaah!" until a mile before the next turn comes and then slow way down again. Where's the flair? The

You must've loved those last four Fast & Furious movies, then.

Can I be the first to offer him $500 for the rolling chassis? I've got a LeMons-scented plan....

The first person who throws a screaming chicken on the hood of that Veyron would be a national hero.

A t-top would've been radical.

Maybe I'm just cranky, but it seems like the jalop commenters have turned into a bunch of fun-haters these days. Do you also tell everyone that the mythbusters don't do real science and that Transformers aren't real? My only complaint about the article is that there aren't more numbers involved. I like to know how

It's pretty obvious that they made the sign purposely obtuse. They want people to be unsure if they're allowed to go fast so that they'll default to going slow. The fear of hitting some dumb jaywalking kid isn't enough; they've got to fear getting a ticket instead.

"Don’t worry about all the Hungarian Wolverine weirdness. Just watch."

I kind of hate it's face. The Alfa grille looked great on the wispy, spartan models of yore, but it doesn't suit the more bloated model. Kind of like the 2002; if you put that grille on a modern BMW it would look out-of-place.

I don't always like wagons... but when I do, they're Audi wagons.

Two words, mate: traffic bollards

I'm gonna cheat and make a quick mention of my project motorcycle - an electric Aprilia RS125. It's just a lamp and a reflector away from being street-legal, but it still needs some work in the speed department.

Ahh, brilliant idea! Sub'd.

Gott im Himmel.

Oh, you couldn't have posted this LAST week, could you?