Awww, I was hoping by "going at it alone" they were referring to their abysmal online support... but instead of functionality, they're talking about marketing.

Step 1) Procure screwdriver

Was he a journalist? Maybe he was used to the suspension settings on the media car.

@dmckoltrane: That didn't work the first time around, I can assure you.

@Hipster Kitty: If you'll pardon me for playing devil's advocate for a moment: yes, he could've hit a civic. Or, he could've hit a dude on a bicycle. Caution shouldn't be predicated on what you can afford to destroy.

Mercedes Benz executive: "Hey, I heard this song on the oldies station where some woman asked the lord to buy her a Benz. We should totally use that as our song."

Ducati Monster at 1:02 - I can only imagine how its owner would laugh at the guy driving the monotracer.

@depressedjess: Yeah, I don't think anyone was saying that a jumping spin-kick was impossible. I thought he was going to do that Liu Kang bicycle kick thing.

Just one? I'll give you a bag of fingers - no questions asked - for a Porsche 917.

...aren't these the same parents that played cowboys & indians in the 60s or cops & robbers in the 70s?

It needn't be a full 24 hours....

@∞Gîmmî∞: In a similar vein, why has there not been a rallyX LeMons?

@twitchykun(ate Schrödinger's cat): Wow, I missed that one. My guess is that whoever said that drives a... '95 Hyundai? Someone double-check my math there.

I love the hypothetical morass he uses to justify his petulant reaction: "Just think , if my garage door was closed not open and I did not have a cell phone and my wife just left for Vermont It could have been alot worse."

Uh, excuse me; the preferred way of referring to the Australian dollar is the "dollaroo".

Cars? Zero. Bikes? Two. Neither of them were totaled, and only one put me in the hospital.

Oh hey, Major Dump is online.

I didn't need proof, but I certainly appreciate having it.

@JonZeke: You just gave me an idea for the donk'n-est protest ever! What if EVERYONE in town was rollin' on dubs / dubba-dubs? Grannies in Taurus wagons: donked. Farmers with spinners on they tractor! The cops can't arrest everyone!