@Skunky: Some say that you can buy a soda from him, but you'll only get Cactus Cooler, and that if you try to push him over, he'll take your wallet. All we know is: he's called The Stig.

@Skunky: I did this at work in a few minutes: [minecraft.net]

And here I am, being accountable for my own speech like a sucker! Where can I get someone to apologize on my behalf?

@awwwcrap: I think the smoky burnouts worked better for me anyway.

@Murderdolls: Are you kidding? That sounds like an awesome opportunity to play Spy and clown on some people. I maybe I'll log in tonight.

@BrtStlnd: This article is making me want to get a Corvette now... and I've really always wanted one anyway, so that's an easy job.

@mike: Yeah, I had some fun with the insurance person when I bought my STI:

@stöke, metäl ümläüt ënthüsïäst: The Impreza / WRX has 5 star crash ratings on all sides, so that makes sense. The STI loses a star on the front for some reason (there's probably a one-in-a-thousand chance of the intercooler smacking you in the face or something).

@Bavarian_Horseplay: Here's the brief version: engine seized on a straight at around 70mph, didn't pull the clutch in time, rear tire locked up and started to come around... then I woke up a few seconds later in the dirt and staggered to my feet. Spent the night in the hospital for observation and had a great story…

@Bavarian_Horseplay: I was going to try and to relate to your story by talking about the track accident where I blacked out, but it seems a pale comparison.

@e30m3: Ah, thanks for the chart. I always confuse the E36 / 46.

@cmdrfire: No, I should have been more specific - I was talking about the states. I don't know the first thing about UK driving law (clearly).

Guys, I'm a little worried about Knobloch; I think he has a severe head injury that wasn't well-treated. I mean, what else could possibly explain his lack of logic and reasoning after the accident?

@cmdrfire: That seems unfortunate and excessive. I know people with DUI convictions that are legally back on the road, albeit with preposterously high insurance rates.

@ravetan: Yeah, the video was fun and a cute idea. It went on a wee bit long but that's a jab a the pacing, not the content. I "get" that they wanted the audio and the video to have similar production values, but the calm tone of the SFX doesn't match the tone of the mouse's action.

Oh, a suspension? To me, 'ban' implied that he was taking the heel-toe express for life. The truth is slightly more reasonable.

@ravetan: ...and a Family Guy avatar as well. You and I just don't seem to be fated to agree to much.

PROTIP: don't bother putting your headphones in.

This doesn't even make sense. We're literally just watching video if Jay Kay goofing around and showing off his money and sweet piloting skills.

@jasonkenny: I think a "crikey" is all that's appropriate for this entire deal.