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@tsarcasm: Also, you can do that lo-res step-down in 3dsMax in three clicks. It's neat that they built it, IRL but I really hate self-important art projects.

Okay, at the risk of broadcasting my ignorance: Van Gogh cut off (a portion of) his ear, but headlights are usually referred to as the eyes, right?

I was gonna make some British reliability jokes, but in actuality I think that - in true English fashion - they'd just borrow something from any one of the countries that they'd conquered.

@Altima NEO: When I find a game that lets me wear a top had and tuxedo while ordering around my gang of ninjas, that's a game I hold onto tight.

Free-to-play, soloable and able to be completed without microtransactions... I thought I was the only one who wanted an MMO like that. I've always thought that random online players belonged in the economy, not in my party.

@dal20402: Jalopnik has a standing offer to syndicate my hand-written newsletter distributed on lightly used receipts from Starbucks.

It has a few cues I like (most of the stuff above the beltline is decent) but my GOD is that thing busy. When considering clothing accessories, they say that you should stand with your back to a mirror and then quickly turn around. Whatever you notice first in the mirror should be removed.

@Tanshanomi: Only if you have health insurance, though. I've gotten some frightening medical bills after a bad day at the track.

@P_Smith: I don't think you want to see ALL comments. Eventually, you'll hit my conspiratorial rants about how the Illuminati brought all of history's greatest presidents back to life and are using them as a sort of globe-trotting celebrity ghost-hunting team.

@MikeTheRipper12: Don't worry, man - some of us still get Fight Club references.

@alextsmith: Okay, that thing I was saying about loving unique but flawed ideas? This is a definite exception. It looks like AMG got hold of a blue whale.

Wow... I think I disagree with almost the entire list. That evo's the best in years; I'd punch my grandmother to own a Reventon; the Gumpert is fast enough that it don't have to give a damn; the genesis coupe is, again, the best in years; the Genesis race car is a RACE CAR; the Weber is unorthodox at worst.

Hm... I didn't want to like "shift", but they made it look interesting. I wonder how they're going to fit it into the story progression, though. I'm guessing that the shift is a way to replicate the favorable coincidences that heroic drivers always seem to have... do you eventually have to jump back into your initial

@doug-g: You've got it backwards - you should be interested in where he's spending time BECAUSE he's there. He is the most Jalop man in the world.

Wow, my pick got in the top 10! Finally, jalopnik had a question of the day that was in my area of expertise.

@tonyola: Wow, it really is. Does the horn go "hurf durf" instead of "honk"?

Absolutely nice price. I was clicking yes before I read through the whole bit about the turbo'd engine AND the backup engine.

I get the feeling that the top 10 will include all 6 iterations of Rainbow Road... including the one from F-Zero X.

@cobrajoe: The BBC has a Top Gear channel on YouTube but it only has clips... unlike torrents. Nothing personal, BBC, but I'm going to watch your wonderful program(me).