She is an excellent artist, but she does not paint.

Melania’s dress IS very Stepford Wifey. And salt is very salty! Who knew?

“We” didn’t elect him.

Is that Cheryl or Cyril or..?

‘I will go to the mat for the first Pitch Perfect.’

What’s going on in this video?

Yes, he moves his upper lip in and out in a way that’s seen in people undergoing heavy orthodontic work.   He’s still wearing the phantom braces of his teens.

“people who happen not to be neurotypical”

Right. How could it go any worse?

Are you sure she was dressed like Diane Keaton?

Yeah, ‘starting’ to deteriorate.

 Plaid? Do you think plaid is from the 1990's?

No, I don’t. Please explain.

Okay. We get it.

 You liked it. Last summer and you’re still talking about it.

But it works on Liza, because she doesn’t have a beard, she IS one.

There was no pun.

You got the joke, congratulations.

...and she speaks English almost as well as he does.

“we proud members of the Leggings Only community”