I have a suspicion Deadspin’s new bosses are reading other sports sites and sending along notes like “hey, how about some fantasy sit/start advice — getting lots of clicks on Bleacher Report!”

Oh I’m not even a Jet’s fan. I’m a Giants fan! But fuck if I’m going to drop $300 on halfway decent tickets. It is much cheaper to go to Jets games, and more of my friends are Jets fans, so the tailgates are better.

You’re pretty much in on the ground floor here, so take heart! I didn’t find that 500 Days of Kristen thing until like... day 89... so at least I can say I know what’s up this time.

THE PREDICTIONS ARE WORTH NOTHING.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR INEPTITUDE.

I am going to a tailgate with 100+ people for the Jets home opener.... I’m crashing with my friend whose running it in Jersey the night before so we can start preparations at 9am. I AM FUCKING AMPED

They are examples of boring content.

The articles before this one on Deadspin are about Mickey Gall (??), Tim Tebow, and the Cards losing a game. I’d argue that most sports content is mindless and boring. I just didn’t know if I missed the origin of the bit.

Since when does Deadspin hate fantasy football? I thought Barry’s bit about sending in a picture of your fantasy team was funny enough, but if this is going to be a season-long thing then it’s going to get old real fast. Don’t always have to be the contrarian in the (media) room.

“So am I the only one who interprets these emails as two people just trying to figure out what the rules are?”

I fell out when I read that. This is the woman who loves Henry Kissinger. Does she want to like roll that statement back?

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She also criticized Trump’s vague suggestion that we go “take oil” from other countries: “The United States of America doesn’t invade other countries to plunder and pillage.

Remember kids: the first person Manning kissed after the Super Bowl was Papa Fucking John.

“Luckily he’s taking blimp rides and bonding with guys who will get cut.”

No.

The dumbest thing I remember from that show was “Brian Cushing doesn’t like coffee, because he has no filter.” I backed it up to listen again then vomited.

He wasn’t really making great throws. That was the work of a Juggs machine and good post-production.

Rude. :-/

And this is why I happily passed on Gurley in my fantasy drafts. Defenses can just stuff the box against him, and dare the Rams to try and beat their secondaries!