Jalopnik readers be like:

Are referring to the current ‘Vette being “mid-front-engined”?

To be honest, it’s hard to imagine how much of a practical advantage a one-ton diesel Suburban would have over a readily-available similarly-equipped Silverado pickup.

Lord have mercy.

What’s parking?

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

This dude had a wife, I can’t get a date but this crazy mofo had a wife who he murdered. The worst thing I would do is make my woman Netflix & Chill to season 6 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Thoughts & Prayers.

Speaking of better communication on the subway, I’d like to take this post as an occasion to thank the car full of commuters who yelled and waved their hands enthusiastically last week to make sure I knew not to sit down in some weird brown liquid that had amassed on one of the seats. And though I ultimately did…

Mmmm... depreciation.

BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Why are they mad? A soon to be felon is sitting in the oval office.

To be fair, I’ve done this for many kinds of cars. The problem’s not with Jeep people, it’s with me.

Ummhmm, I definitely agree with Michael. They would have certainly had me at, “Evidence! Kellyanne Conway combing her hair.” I would have needed to look at does pictures to verify that her dog isn’t also moonlighting as her hairdresser.

Go to your room, and don’t come back out.

Did anyone say to buy some?

With every tweet, he digs himself deeper.

My apologies in advance for the caps

Those pictures are going to make me cry.