Pant O’Mime was going to attend White Sox camp to appear at White Sox camp today, but Kenny Williams barred his son, Sweetchild O’Mime from the facilities. The younger O’Mime, with a tear in his eye, looked to his father and mouthed the words “Where do we go now?”

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

You know those warnings on products like “Do not climb into dryer”, “Do not tip vending machine”? You know, the ones that make you say “Who are the idiots that they have to print these for?” After reading most of the replies to this post, I now know the target audience.

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

Wow, that picture seems a bit misleading even with the caption.

Ah that explains why the champions at Westminster never repeat

Yeah. That’s probably wrong.

Conspiracy Theory - David Stern asked Adam Silver to tell Bill Kennedy and Doc Rivers to deny this TRUE story for one reason: to ruin the credibility of Tim Donaghy even more.

Those guys got punched into Bolivian!

“Could be funnier.”

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Audio sounded pretty good to me.

Here’s the funny thing about Cam Newton, who has so far led the Carolina Panthers to a 8-1 record: his numbers aren’t even all that spectacular.

You eat the lunch your wife packed at like 10 a.m. then still go get your burrito. Or eat the burrito and throw the lunch away and never mention it. But you don’t, under any circumstances, risk fucking that situation up, you moron.

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

Wow, that girl is unbelievable!

Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

You left out the best one! "Giving him the business"