Please please release a cookbook so I can give you my money.

In my experience, soy hot dogs are squared off, so maybe her labia are now just rectangular prisms.

Ahh that is awesome! I will only call it an octothorpe from now on.

I'm thinking slow, wriggly tongue, and lots of slimy saliva.

Yup my 2-3 pack a day grandpa switched to e-cigs after SIXTY+ years of smoking. He switched after like one week of doing both too. Craziness.

Ughhhh I recently quit too. I've got an e-cig though which helps a lot, because for me, the motion of smoking was clearly more of a factor than the nicotine itself.

Ugh every time I read an article about the BMI I get so depressed.

Hey there. I actually found out my birth control meds were contributing to my depression. Once I got my bc implant removed it was like a brand new me. IF that's not a possible factor for you, I would recommend looking into mindful meditation.

Hells ya girl!

Well luckily there is no such thing as a truly rational human being, seeing as our brains work on heuristics and not algorithms.

Haha, I see what you're saying...but I would argue if you're going to go that far, love is quantifiable in the sense of neurochemistry (dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, etc.), and the benefits of marriage are quantifiable as well in terms of tax benefits, longer lives (scientific studies have shown this), etc. So for…

Oh okay I'd love to help!

Are you looking for someone who has had it done or actually considered it? Or like can I help if I've just thought about but not really considered it...?

I'm sure if I went to one of these docs they would tell me I would definitely need this type of surgery. I have big ol' lips down there. It never bothered me until I started hearing about this kind of surgery. It doesn't really bother me now but every now and again I look at my lips and think, gosh they are a bit big.…

Omg yes. My bf, who is 28, has grey hairs coming in on the side and it's sooo sexy. He is kind of ashamed of it, but I love it so much. He had always shaved his head but recently started growing it so we have no idea when it started to go grey but mmm.

I love what Michelle Williams has to say about depression. I am not religious but I have many clients who are that refuse to get help and just pray. I understand why and I don't judge but it hurts my heart. This could help a lot of people who respect her and have depression.

Too big or too small or not the right stone - can we really not win socially without a diamond ring of the correct size? I'm so disappointed in society. Your ring sounds awesome!!

Fuck reallly?? I do not want a diamond ring, and I don't want a big ring period. I never thought people would be so...judgy? Thank god I mostly work from home.

Damn, I haven't had a thigh gap since I was 14.

Trust me, it can get pretty awkward. Try calling your own name out in bed - the ultimate narcissism. But you do get a cute couple name i.e. "The Britneys" or "The Monicas".