I'm with you on that. I keep baby wipes by the bed for this reason just in case.

Yeah I get that, which is why I said "TRY", as in maybe this work. I wasn't suggesting it as a cure-all.

As a former cheater, let me just say - maybe you should try going poly. Not everyone is meant to be monogamous, maybe you're one of them. You will feel so much better when everything is out in the open and you can discuss it with your primary partner. Just because the other partner never found out doesn't mean you…

You've got my vote!

Me too! :(

Could you explain this further or maybe use an example? You've piqued my interest but I'm not fully understanding what you mean by stealing their labour.

Yup - a lot of frogs indeed.

Heyyy I met my lovely man of 2 years on OKC. My 15th date, his 1st - so he thinks OKC is magical and wonderful, haha.

I use them, and pay a bit extra for no logo on the back. Works just fine for me as I'm just starting out my business. Moo.com is pretty good too.

Hahahahahahaaha yes.

"It's funny, though, the way non-sex workers love to throw the word 'choice' around. When we're alive, we're told we can't possibly be making actual conscious choices for ourselves. We're told that we're forced into sex work by our limitations and are incapable of making choices for ourselves. When we're dead, or when…

Agree! I'd love it if you had your own website with all your cooking tips.

Well, since it is being revealed, all air travellers who have gone through the scanners are the victims - including myself. I do feel offended, how is this victimless?

Sounds like the issue is maybe them being so distracted.

Look, to everyone saying that we need to get a sense of humor if we don't get that this is satirical or wtv - it's not funny any way you read this column. It's just not good.

Thaaank you! Will be trying this out tomorrow.

This!

Hey that's awesome! Good on you and your kiddo.

Best of luck for you and your husband. *internet hugs*

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