Crabapples

So a meatless product substituted for real meat that was substituted for a meatless product?

I keep reading this as “marmot” and getting confused.

“I got yer meat carrot right here.”

The endgame here is marrots made from Impossible Meat or lab-grown meat.

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

It turns out people spending more time in “the death zone” is leading to more deaths. No one could have seen this coming...

Dorito Mussolini considers misogyny a qualification.

Tesla is ahead of schedule.  They weren’t expecting to blow up in China for a couple more years.

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

Fuck Dan Snyder

lol, google and every other company is already doing this, my google home doesn’t provide any info google didn’t already have on me.

I agree, if you want to be a fucking idiot and crack your skull open during a perfectly survivable motorcycle crash or put your head through your windshield you should be allowed to.

That said, unrestrained bodies being thrown around a car can kill or seriously injure other occupants of the car.

Hmm...what reason could there be for Russell Wilson to be treated differently by the media and the public than Tom Brady? Whatever could it be? The answer must be white there in front of me, but I can’t see it...