Even the episode with Nikki and Paolo.

He has a very nice Mercedes.

Like Anne Rice mysteries or when Jon Heyman writes about mystery teams for Scott Boras' clients? Either way, Stephen King.

Try to pick up a used 7D or 5D.

It's a minivan not a Mini, man. How much do you bench?

How do you feel about holding a fire bottle?

Ask me in September.

I knew the guy selling it, it was already operating.

Pass.

I have the MX5 Club Coupe and own the first MX5 cup car ever made.

If I had some time, we might be equal, who knows. He drives more than me.

Have you crashed a Porsche before? And you can still afford a computer? MX5 bumper, $200. GT3 Cup bumper, $8,000.

Yeah, we were losing by 5, it really mattered.

Ricky Bobby of Guitar Hero.

Borderline third strike.

Is there a block button on Jalopnik? A lot of people like cussing in a reply on Twitter and I can block whoever I want to.

No, and we smell terrific.

Don't wear high heels

Cool story bro

Check the calendar, we play the White Sox in June.