“Whoever heard of a system where you put people through trials? Where do these judges come from?” he said.”

If the only way you can avoid abusing a woman is to not be around one, then you’re a fucking animal.

Oh, I’m sure this was reviewed and heavily edited, but remember: DeVos is SecEd and *45 hires only the best. I’m 100% certain this is literally the best they could do, and that they’re all very, very proud of their work here.

I remember saying that if I ever find out that Morgan Freeman and/or Mr. Rogers #metoo’d anyone then we’d just have to erase men and start over. It’s been a good run fellas (not really)

The content is bad, but I also can’t get over the syntax. “I look very much forward.” WTF? Did no one proofread this?

https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/918323044724113409?lang=en

All, I got a three-page, single-spaced love note from my 8th grade “boyfriend” after I “broke up with him” (we went on one movie date and held hands twice, it was a simpler time, sigh) in 1998 that was better written and more coherent than this.

DID ANYONE FUCKING PROOFREAD THAT LETTER????????????????????

I’m not at all surprised that this meeting isn’t happening but holy shit THAT LETTER THO.

“You talk about your nuclear capabilities, but ours are so massive and powerful that I pray to God they will never have to be used,”

But, but, but... there are coins!

Tax evasion brought down Capone? Sorry...that’s as close to optimism as I can manage this year.

So blocking haters on twitter is illegal, but his 50,000 violations of the emoluments clause is okay??

Because her last name is Shannon and not Muhammad.

How do you not get life in prison (actual life in prison) for bombing someone causing their death?

Cool, she definitely sounds like she learned her lesson. Great job everyone.

(This scares the fucking shit out of me and I’m also so pissed that she’s getting out right as anti-abortion terrorism is more prevalent than it ever has been even though this asshole has been locked up for 30+ years. I bet 100 American…

“The GAO report examined terrorist violence from Sept. 12, 2001 — the day after the 9/11 terror attacks — through Dec. 31, 2016. It found 85 deadly attacks in the United States by violent extremists.

I’ll join you in the AAARRRGGHHH!!!

And oh look, it’s another white person who doesn’t understand that the right to free speech doesn’t give you the right to say whatever the fuck you want with zero consequences.