That was a joke. I swear. A bad one. But a horrendous joke deserves a king-size 30Rock gif, I get it.

Wait, are we flirting now?

Was it that icky of a phrase?

It’s true that nasal sprays the,selves can be addictive, but I’ve only ever heard of that happening when it’s an Rx spray with codeine or some other form of hydrocodone. I’ve never heard of someone getting seriously addicted to like Arm & Hammer saline spray, unless maybe the person has severe OCD and it’s part of an…

People who crush/snort pills sometimes use nasal spray afterward.

As someone who experienced a terror attack perpetuated by Muslim extremists on American soil - ran the 2013 Boston Marathon, watched the explosions from half block away, less than a minute after finishing, while waiting with my coach for another member of my charity team to finish - I can firmly and confidently say…

I notice one of these geniuses has a sign with that completely fabricated Hitler quotation about disarming the people. Seems about right.

#GodHatesTastefulUnderstatement

Plus one for the awesome username and avatar.

Fell in love with this girl junior year of college. We’ll call her Sally since her real name starts with an S and is the same number of letter.