My dilemma is this: should I use my own head to think or rely on foreign policy and military EXPERTS earning living on a Gawker related blog.

The structure of professional leagues just make no sense

$70,000 per day is roughly $25 million per year. Plenty of American athletes have had contracts that large.

FUCKING THIS.

There’s a difference between working for a customer you don’t particularly like (or even loath) vs publicly acting to prop up and celebrate them. More than that, because this isn’t just “a job” they have to deal with becoming a propaganda tool for a politician who supports legislature that may directly seek to negate…

I hope they do “Springtime for Hitler.”

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Is... is there any support, outside Donald Trump’s warped mind, for an expanded nuclear arsenal? I could see support for modernizing the arsenal. But growing it? I don’t even think the GOP can get behind that. It’s not cheap to maintain the nuclear force, and we get literally zip-doodly-nothing out of creating a…

Thank goodness he knows about the cyber though. Otherwise we’d be in real trouble.

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

I don’t feel bad for Ivanka. Not at all. I am embarrassed this guy threw a temper tantrum though.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

Ya it’s not clear what they thought this would achieve... besides disrupting the flight and getting kicked off?

.... haven’t pulled this one out in a while, but; Dear Mr. Lasner and Dear Husband of Mr. Lasner,

Roy Hudson: “OH, HO, HO! I DON’T BELIEVE MY EYES! ALCÁNTARA BOOTS A LUMP O’ COAL OVER TO SANTA FLYING UP THE WING, BUT THE NORTH POLE MAN’S ALL PIXELS AND NO PRESENTS...”

Clearly prioritizing his own wish to stay off the naughty list at the expense of the team’s needs. smh

I get being upset if it’s the team that’s up by 11 that tries the shot but to get your panties in a twist just because the losing team tries to make the score a little more respectable? Fuck off.

On the one hand, yes, it’s kind of classless to attempt that shot. On the other hand, who fucking cares? Why do sports have to be so sanctimonious all of the time?

That calendar turned out swimmingly.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.