How in God’s name is David Luiz still allowed near the backline for any CL-level team? It’s getting embarrassing.

This still doesn’t make baseball interesting.

“SCHEFTER: I went in with the idea that this guy is a monster. I came out of there with a very different feeling. I came out of there feeling this is a guy who has managed to say the wrong things at the wrong time.” This is the same kind of apologist bullshit mental gymnastics that have people thinking Donald Trump…

No, but I am getting a real shitty comment vibe.

She’s hoping for 40% of the punishment a man would get.

This is a good start, if women’s sports want to be equal to men’s

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

Dear god - I grew four shades of dumber, just listening to the first ten "hold on, mans".

So this is what the Deadspin staff talk about all day...

I know. It’s about my next door neighbor.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

+1 cheap red hat

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

Pulling off this bicycle kick,

+1 Ewok

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

I haven’t seen an Imperiale fail this bad since the Battle of Endor.

And how the goalie has already mastered the art of berating his defenders.

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter