Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

Trump gives hat to Kraft at charity event, for Brady. Kraft had someone put it in his locker. Media enters, Brady makes a joke about putting green on the white house lawn. People faint, lefties scream, media-types rend their garments and tear their hair out. Brady ignores it all, remains secure in who he is, feels no…

The fact that Americans care so much about what celebrities think about politics helps explain why the country is so fucked up.

I understand where he’s coming from. Everyone has that old friend, who has since become a disgrace and embarrassment. I admire his loyalty for publicly sticking with him.

And if he ends it with “And oh yeah, Rog; PS, I hate you” the double entendre will kill me

If you’re watching the game there was a play in the 2nd Q where the Pats came to the line and set, Brady looked around at the defense and called “Jordan, Jordan” and his offense completely re-deployed going from a run set to 5 wide.

It’s like seeing Zeus throwing lightning after a long sleep that left him all cramped up and cranky.

Huge tool. Suspended for (claimed inadvertent) use of banned stimulant. Fought a teammate and broke his hand, and is currently dating a faux wanna be reality star.

Considering his inhuman durability to date, the decisive factor in his quest to pass Gretzky may not be health, but instead a desire to play in Russia at some point.

I did a little thought exercise. I didn’t look at his totals, and just put some goal numbers with Ovi’s upcoming seasons to see where he lands all-time. This was guessing with some thought to it. Left column is his age, right is the goal total in that season:

Ask and ye shall receive:

And by the time next season starts, he’ll be 40 years old.

Patriots fan here. I don’t really give a shit about walkie-talkies. But fuck the Giants for sticking by their wife-beating kicker.

I’ll leave race, class, and speculations out of it. A man shot an unarmed person twice during the daytime in front of multiple witnesses and the police released him without charging him.

This is a sincere question: is your personality as a writer a character, do you happily ignore reality, or are you really as huge of a hypocrite as you seem to be, or is it some combination of those?

You aren’t valuing the benefits. They pay for college tuition, provide stock options, insurance, and 401K. If you take advantage of the tuition, you are effectively making an extra $15k per year.

On the other hand, you’re bloggers who “Spend the Day Ripping Lines From Reddit,” so let’s call it even.

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

The lesson is never try.

I took it as half Joker half Bruce Wayne. Like “hey, I might not be the hero” or whatever.