KATHY: I'm taking a bold and fearless stand!

I wonder if she now wishes she didn't apologize…

can you give an example of public figures being killed that we all embraced?

"I'm taking a bold and fearless stand!"
"well, we don't like it."
"In that case, I'll sit down quietly and sincerely apologize."

with tiny hands!

Exactly. Kathy Griffin was only out to help Kathy Griffin.

Why does photographer Tyler Shields keep getting name-checked like he's a thing

the tiny hands.

Trump will probably end the world by then anyway, so it works out.

What's sadder? Losing that endorsement or accepting it in the first place.

I saw the saddest headline ever: "Kathy Griffin dropped by Squatty Potty."

For once, Trump is using Twitter and "sick" in the right context.

Come back, Dan Quayle. All is forgiven.

They come straight from his good brain.

Dear god, the man isn't even fit to tweet.

I just used to the word cromulent today with a bunch of people I work with, who wouldnt get the reference, and they totally accepted it.

Awww, now we may never know what he was about to whine about!

The double standard is; if it were the head of Ryan Seacrest, I probably would have laughed.

You could at least argue that was satire. This on the other head, er, hand…

fuckin love that.