Fingers crossed his name is Carl Tuckerson.

snivel drivel?

the answer is none. None more white.

I feel like this may have started life as a Grumpy Cat prequel.

Look out! He's white!

There was somekinda pun with"Al Pacino" and "Cappuccino" that was almost so-dumb-it's-funny. This talking cat thing, on the other hand, I got no excuse for.

This shoulda been a side story in a Horrible Bosses cinematic universe.

"Considering the political climate of the past year and a half, there has never been a worse time to ask a mass audience to become emotionally invested in the spiritual growth of an arrogant, hyper-masculine, hyper-competitive New York billionaire intent on sticking his name on the biggest building in the world."

It is but I feel like the reason the writer points out (and exaggerates) the age difference is to make some point about sexism in Hollywood or among billionaires or whatever.

yeah but sexism.

"That's what you get for not hailing to the chimp!" (Sorry for the political post)

He wants his name on everything and his name is Brand? He has a Brand name? Is that supposed to be something?

And they're probably right. Because I don't think the idea that cats supposedly have "nine lives" ever factors into the film. Though it'd probably be more fun to watch if it involved eight cat deaths.

Cheryl Hines needs to up her role-picking game too.

I can also see him playing the shop owner in the all-female reboot of Gremlins.

Does Christopher Walken play the same character here that he did in CLICK? 'Cause that would be almost interesting.

Watching Angry Birds now. It's mediocre at worst. Not sure why it made the list. RT agrees.

even wolverine is pretty off. Logan is supposed to be short and Canadian. And didn't he once wear a mask?

I hardly want Mystique in X-Men, let alone Guardians.

Watching it now. There's also
"Well, fuck that and fuck them!"