Damn something about "Pandora's Ark" just hit my funny bone HARD.

How does he see and recognize his brother's face without noticing that the man is aiming a high powered rifle?

Wow. Suck the poison out? That gag was tired in City Slickers 2.

It's true, there's an Eddie era of what seem like vanity projects where he's all about acting cool and smooth. This, Boomerang, Harlem Nights… he seems more concerned with being suave than funny

Hope you're not talking about Nutty Professor. That's a goddamn tour be force performance.

How 'bout Return to Oz: All of it

Agreed! As long as Storm is played by anyone but Halle Berry.

There's no such thing as "First Annual." The word you want is "Inaugural." And damn you for making me that guy.

In the future, men don't wear ties, they wear "neck balls." When Joel enters and gives his opening line "Sorry, I'm late, I was washing my balls," I didn't laugh, I just felt sad inside.

Please let this be a thing.

Who said she was an "Acclaimed" cellist?

This is one of the most boring shows on television. The main character is so super nice guy, bland and uninteresting. But it's a serious look at gay issues so A+.

Why can't you just start the review with whether or not she gets topless? Why do you have to make me ask?

My friend samples that in a techno song.

Not eating vegetables = success

He should jump straight to "Spaceballs 3: The Search for Spaceballs 2."

"that's true. Women do shop."

"I done a lot of stuff I'm not proud of. And the stuff I AM proud of, is disgusting."

More like SNOWing Pains, amIright?

Basically I want them to make the Andrew Kevin Walker draft. Check it out if you can.