Is anyone but me worried that even though this article is a joke, that the FBI is still going to be on their doorstep tomorrow morning?

You know what? For april fools, you guys should totally change your domain to .xxx it'd be funny to see people's confused comments. then make it so everyone on the lifehacker team has funny pornstar names. Oh, and change the pics of all users to a steamy (but not revealing) pic. Unless their using facebook as their…

@Unionhawk: Yes, really. Although I think its easy enough to distinguish say, "pornhouse.com" (i dunno if thats a real site or not, just making it up), from say, "girrules.com." I really dont think its necessary to label porn sites with special domain names since most sites are along the lines of "bigblack***,"…

Hey, I just started using Thunderbird yesterday, because I'm completely fed up with Outlook. I found a few things that were interesting.

@Iliyan Georgiev: I only just switched to Thunderbird yesterday, because I'm extremely fed up with outlook's message loading time. I use my iTouch for email mostly, and use my email on the computer maybe twice a week, so the email that Outlook pulls in ends up being over 1,000 messages due to facebook, (Which I dont…

People do realize that Firefox is portable normally now right? You just put the directory from program files on your USB. This wont work with all apps, but it does with this one. My schools computers wouldnt allow use of PortableFirefox, but normal Firefox is used by a lot of the teachers, and if they block a program…

VOTE: The notes app for iPod Touch, iPhone and the calendar and clock apps and their helpful alarms.

@Robert House: At first glance it looks like a girl, but looking at the neck, its much thicker than a girl's would be. Plus I dont see any boobies lol

@spanky: Its not invasive if they're online and you arent hacking them because by making a profile somewhere they are allowing people to find them.

@trashcanpatrol: This would be true, if people who arent tech savvy know that there are phones other than the iPhone, Blackberry, and EnvyTouch (Yes I know thats not a smartphone but its a popular phone anyway). People who have iPods, iPads and MacBooks already know that Apple's software is great, and having an MP3…

@Frontline: Yes, but there are 24's and with a bit of hardwiring skill they can also be made into a 28.

@Mike Day: Thats definitely something I took into consideration too. How many childrens ebooks like "How to Train Your Dragon: Movie Edition" or versions of the bible are on there that nobody has ever purchased. The iPhone has more apps because its more well known, and so everyones ideas are being brought to in, and…

@iamjames: Yeah, it's just that like I said, I'm only 13, and its cheaper for my whole family to be on one network. There are so many people on AT&T that they drop calls constantly. And my Dad travels alot for work, and Verizon has more 3G coverage. So really, my Dad isnt going to just switch to AT&T so I can get the…

It says "free wifi." Does it mean actual wifi that iTouch users can use without having OptimumWifi, ATTWifi, XFinityWifi like Starbucks, or is it going to be real, actual wifi? And if they do, when will it be on the planes?

Actually, I got an email about the one for free land line calls to countries for a month, and that is actually wrong. Like I said, I got an email a few days ago, and it said that Skype was doing free calls all summer, June 15 to September 1.

@89macrunner: Umm... only $150-$200? Try $600 with the temp at 72 degrees the whole year.

@Geisrud: Yes... Just yes...

@blehbleh13: I nearly killed myself watching that...

@shiraz: Alright, thanks. Seems awesome. 30$ for unlimited data. Isnt the iPhone 30$ for a certain amount and then after that if you want unlimited its like 70$?

@ninjagin: "Like"