heavens bless you, bobby finger! between horrible news, all the rotten stuff in the facebook trending posts, and my 10 year old son shitting his pants twice before 8 am, i NEEDED “This Week” or “TWIT” if we’re going to acronym it.

This is where the poop comes out.

More like Van Der PEEN, amirite ladies?

God I love that movie, and all the actors in it. Lily Tomlin is so interesting and a true pioneer for lesbians living openly. And Dolly Parton! Talk about someone living life her way and doing tons of good along the way.

Yes and people can also feel like they don’t have a choice in the other direction. When I accidentally got pregnant when I was 26 the first time I had sex with a guy I had been dating for about a month (condom broke AND I took the morning after pill and I STILL got pregnant) my mother basically freaked out and told me…

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

I respect Bourdain’s insulting ability.

Trying to sell treadmills?

@this week’s double creature:

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Seems like a lot of Bundy fans, what’s the appeal?