People think they can get away with more if they bland in.

People think they can get away with more if they blend in.

THESE are the kinds of cars Mazda needs to be making if they want to be taken seriously as a “premium” automaker, not just more sophisticated Toyotas. They need something that makes them stand out besides the Miata.

We get the beige-bland Kicks while the rest of planet Earth get this, because we hate quirky individuality and choice in the marketplace.

Yes, because they’re selfish and insecure and those vehicles make them feel big and safe so they can push other drivers around and get to their destination before anyone else.

And 400 years from now, the oppressed Moclan females will find this song very inspiring.

Have you ever considered that some people like to browse this site while eating lunch?

Reverse: This was what the band Rammstein named themselves after.

That’s a trademark now.  You owe Life Alert some money.

The Old Parked Cars blog has one of these in a cooler finish:

Again, only un-graying this post for context.

I’m only un-graying you for the sake of context...

And its performance would suffer because the laws of physics say you can’t have that kind of performance with a high center of gravity, not to mention it’d be just another crossover in an overstuffed and quickly saturating market.

The wrong car company made the Stinger.

What’s worse is while Sunset Yellow is an exclusive limited addition color in the US (maybe Canada too), the rest of the world can have it on the base model.

I’m not sure if Hanna-Barbara/Warner Bros. could be offered an acceptable amount of compensation for that...

*sees trunk seam on bottom window*

Nope, sorry, endless anonymous CUVs provide a much better ROI to justify the costs of US compliance to their masters shareholders.

We may laugh at the sitar case/golf bag, but too few 2+2 designs have hatches these days...

I thought this said the Nissan Rogue was dead.