It’s too bad more OEMs don’t offer standard mobility options. In Japan, you can get the Honda N-Box kei van straight from a normal dealer.

I don’t see any of these “near t-bones” as an issue, personally.

then, at the next intersection, we watch the Cruise Bolt almost hit a Toyota SUV

They were fired, not because of the “no more cars” plan but because they didn’t boldly take it far enough:

The original Viper looks like a Neon that was crudely widened and flattened in MS Paint.

man how the fuck did I not know this

If we’re going to go with vehicles that have an inexplicable following in Japan I’m stunned you didn’t suggest they go with Dajiban. 

David, you are one of my favorites on here, and I say this with much love in my heart, but you wouldn’t know trusty if it bit you in the ass. Perhaps you meant rusty?

It is AWD. Read the article.

That lane keep assist ain’t gonna do shit when the lines are all worn off

There needs to be a Flag selection for commenters that obviously didn’t read the article

You’re probably right about that, but, now I’m looking at it like a crutch for parents that failed to teach their kids proper road etiquette.

Because selfies, duh. Go take a nap, Boomer.

The commercial is likely geared towards parents who worry about their kids doing exactly as pictured. 

I saw that Hyundai ad on Hulu and my first thought was, “why can’t they just pay attention to the road?”. I’d be laughing at it, if it wasn’t so sad.

Even during the day they’re super bright. Taking it a notch further, I can almost always tell when an oncoming vehicle is a police cruiser in traffic, since they, like Erik Shilling, drive with their fucking high beams on 24/7.

 Modern cop car lights are fucked up. It’s not you.

Would excessive speeding like this be reduced if all speed limits were based on some sort of scientifically-based actual safe traveling speed, rather than having areas of arbitrary reduced limits, seemingly for no reason other than revenue generation?

calm down rambo

Best thing would probably be stay home.