The best thing about a lot of things is watching people get cuckolded. I’ve...said too much.

I feel like there is a joke to be made about putting her down like a horse with a broken leg given she seems like the type to take horse dewormer to treat covid, but I’m too tired to work it out.

yes give me this lesbian period drama that is written and directed by a dutch man, set in italy, but everyone speaks french now please.

Sorry, but ‘Lucifer looks like David Bowie’ thing started with horny renaissance painters.

I mean, if Tucker Carlson or Steve Bannon came out I’d like to think the LGBTQ community would hold a press conference to say “Pass”.

“Orrin also claims Homme has called him fat and driven in the car with him while intoxicated. “

Those things are notoriously unsafe when machine gunned by British spies fleeing to their getaway plane at the nearby airstrip.

He broverdid it.

WHITE GUY JUST CAN’T FIGURE WHY ANYONE HAS ANY PROBLEMS WITH WHITE GUYS

I didn’t expect that!

“I had to rewind it to see that his ship was called the Mandela.”

Pre-2020: “Contagion” is pretty scary. Kinda pessimistic, though. And a bit snobbish about online media.

“Choke a bitch out” was the difficulty level of Cuphead.

You sure about that?

You know what I love most about Kotaku, the rational comments from strangers who definitely don’t have problems that should require a good therapist being assigned to them along with being placed on a register somewhere...

It might be apocryphal but I always heard Gene Roddenberry credited as popularising underboob in Star Trek to get around censors who restricted other parts of the boob.

I know the feeling, I’m still dreaming of a Skies of Arcadia sequel, full remake, or at least a Switch port.

so basically you are alright watching all sorts of people of all ages play all sorts of violent games, killing killing killing, and thats OK, but a pretty girl wears a bikini and suddenly thats taboo? wtf is wrong with you?

When dumpling guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have dumplings.

Someone walks up to you and says “I will give you a cookie if you look up that girl’s skirt”.