“Orrin also claims Homme has called him fat and driven in the car with him while intoxicated. “

Those things are notoriously unsafe when machine gunned by British spies fleeing to their getaway plane at the nearby airstrip.

He broverdid it.

WHITE GUY JUST CAN’T FIGURE WHY ANYONE HAS ANY PROBLEMS WITH WHITE GUYS

I didn’t expect that!

“I had to rewind it to see that his ship was called the Mandela.”

Pre-2020: “Contagion” is pretty scary. Kinda pessimistic, though. And a bit snobbish about online media.

“Choke a bitch out” was the difficulty level of Cuphead.

You sure about that?

You know what I love most about Kotaku, the rational comments from strangers who definitely don’t have problems that should require a good therapist being assigned to them along with being placed on a register somewhere...

It might be apocryphal but I always heard Gene Roddenberry credited as popularising underboob in Star Trek to get around censors who restricted other parts of the boob.

I know the feeling, I’m still dreaming of a Skies of Arcadia sequel, full remake, or at least a Switch port.

so basically you are alright watching all sorts of people of all ages play all sorts of violent games, killing killing killing, and thats OK, but a pretty girl wears a bikini and suddenly thats taboo? wtf is wrong with you?

When dumpling guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have dumplings.

Is that what we are calling the SNL set now?

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory. 

Rhodes told the police he didn’t actually have any weapons in his car

No, they were just jobs to him. 

One does not simply walk into Modok.

Someone walks up to you and says “I will give you a cookie if you look up that girl’s skirt”.