From the producers of The Orifice.

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

Yes, ColeCashwell. Surely there is no logical reason that a young millionaire would choose to winter in Coastal California when he is already surrounded by the white hot electricity of Oklahoma City.

I think you missed the joke

You are a real that guy’s that guy.

the screen door slams, sindhu’s cock sways.
like a vision she shuttles across the court as okuhara plays.

This seems like a good time to remind everyone that the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead.

Bears fans are just looking for any parade these days.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

“You went 4 for 4 with 2 52 yard field goals in your debut. Talk about rhetoric as the counterbalance to dialectic in framing a debate.”

To Protect and Support

Whispers: If you’re a moron, like I....

I just looked at the dates. This gets better and better, lol.

Was he being pursued by FBI Agent Johnny Utah?

Congrats on winning douchiest comment of the day!

And it took you 5 years to come up with it.

I am so jacked for Samus Returns. I still have my old pea-soup-green GameBoy and a copy of Metroid II, but getting my hands on this newer version is going to be fantastic!

...it’s made even better by the fact that my wife, who is awesome, managed to snag one of the collector’s editions for me, and even set me up for…

To be clear: I know I’m not going to get any argument from the commentariat here. This is more shouting into the wind/at the monolith that is the NFL and its stupidity.