And I know what my Mother's Day facebook post this year will be!

I feel like the people who run the school want it both ways:

I often think of how I see Japanese reality TV shows and say to myself: "Wow, Japanese people are so eccentric and beyond the boundaries of my everyday understanding of humanity that I can't even comprehend the strangeness of their daily existence, how they survive, and how peculiar and Lilliputian they seem to me."

The…

Was this in Miller Park or Soviet Russia?

Using sausage costumes to depict various ethnic stereotypes.... Well played Brewers.

been trying to figure that one out myself. maybe he died mid-tweet and we'll just never realize.

You know you fucked up when you make American Airlines look like the good guys by comparison.

Polar Bear: If there's grass on the field, then holy shit I'm going to die

Police are detaining Kaepernick because they heard that he's always a threat to run.

Fun Fact: 70% of facts are made on the spot

He's definitely Kieran Gibbs

Just tell your stupid weiner kids it's about kitty cats rioting. They'll love that. More than they love their Puritan drip of a parent.

Unfortunately, Gordon is no longer allowed to attend Mass.

Yet your internet commenting handle involves 420? And you don't even have a weed dealer? What are you 18? You probably are you lucky little bastard.

Caity Weaver for guest host!

Couldn't sneak that past you could I? Thats probably why I posed it as an entirely different question based on a different premise.

:D