As long as you’re not drinking while you’re standing there.

Avocado toast.

“I can’t see, pal. Peterman, where’s Peterman?”

Wait but yesterday I hated Euras- oh god!

With you there. I’m in an affluent, conservative part of California and I have to hold in my cringes on a regular basis.

Lurie, I’m hoooome!

“No women, no chimps, those are the rules.”

CLEARLY you weren’t an extra in the classic Disney basketball movie, “No 3's Allowed.”

Your god can’t help you now!

As a matter of fucking fact, yea two of my grandparents were, one of whom served in the army during WWII and the other worked for the federal government until she retired in the early 90s. So you can spin it however you want but again. Fuck those people.

Time was you’d eat a man’s heart after savagely murdering him like that.

Actually their album in 2017 heat peak position at #2, and their previous album in 2014 sold over a million copies, so they do have a good amount of cultural cachet. I am totally not Adam Levine, by the way.

Did you just quote Judge Doom in an NFL music article? Truly the internet is the land of egalitarianism. I....I might not know what egalitarian means.

My family tradition is my brother and I make eggnog on Thanksgiving, let it sit until Christmas, then drink it while making rumballs. Is the labor for everyone? No. But goddam is it tasty, and it keeps ma from trying to get us to do other stuff like set the table or mingle with other family members.

Chappelle is very funny, but touting his humor as requiring “keen intellect” is like 20-something MRAs saying you gotta be a genius to truly understand Rick and Morty, a cartoon.

Out-and-out racists should not be debated with, full stop. This is not a gray area, and I cannot understand why people think “oh well if we just engage them we can find some common ground.” Fuck. That. Unless they are willing to come around on the issue of their fellow people being equals, racists can go take a long…

Boy, that’s a very stupid response on your part. I said nothing that was generalizing. I was, in fact, very specific. People that are racist against Mexicans, which I iterated as “people who agree when Trump calls people of my ethnic background ‘rapists and criminals,’” can go fuck themselves. Now, were I to say “All…

I happen to not want to listen to the people who agree when Trump calls people of my ethnic background “rapists and criminals,” and I don’t think that’s an unwarranted response on my part because fuck those pieces of shit.

Was this 25% tip of the financial sort, though?

Nice, you old blowhard.