On behalf of my disabled veteran dad, who gives a shit about a comedian using it as a gag when the fucking government and our piece of shit president mock and belittle dead and wounded soldiers?

We can’t stop here, this is Pats country.

Multi-millionaire dweebs with rings though. I would trade any amount of my Fonzie-level coolness for that.

6. Hit the car with a bus.

“Hey, where all the white powders at!”

All the extra fabric was used up making that dude’s capris.

That was my second guess. Baseball fans, woof.

Is it along the lines of idiots lamenting “what happened to 1st amendment rights?”

We put 20% down, and our mortgage is less than the rent we were paying beforehand, in addition to us having a standalone unit that we rent out. So not crazy, context is key.

You spelled moran wrong.

You spelled moran wrong.

So you’re saying they gotta learn to corrupt the game the RIGHT WAY.

God willing this new picture is entered into the Deadspin Hall of Lore.

Yea I lived in a rundown motel for a couple months and had a surprising number of included amenities, and when I traveled for business and NEEDED wifi I noticed how often I had to pay for it (thank god for expense accounts).

He just has to step up into the pocket!

He just has to step up into the pocket!

Oh man, if you can manage to, watch it with audio. The crowd going bonkers really adds to it.

There it is! Grade A material.

*gasp* Too soon!

*gasp* Too soon!